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With backing from the Arts Council of North Korea, the Kremlinaires have recorded a revolutionary new album.
Called simply The Kremlinaires, it comes out on the 33Records World Music label, (33WM129) and was launched at their UK debut performance at Shillibeers on 6th November 2003
In the Soviet People's Republic of Great Britain this CD will of course be available free to every family- ownership will, indeed, be compulsory. However, until that day, copies are available by cheque for 12000 roubles or £12 payable to Chris Haigh at 232 Sebert Rd, Forest Gate, London E7 ONP.
Or, proving that Soviet technology is "with the times", you may use credit card via paypal:
Alternatively, if you do not suspect surveillence by MI6, you may use following method:
Go to St.Paul's Cathedral on third Friday of month, at 3am. Wear a black homburg and carry rolled-up copy of Times dated 7th March. On wall to right of building find loose brick behind post box; remove brick and place roubles in cavity. Return the day after you hear words"absolutely absurd" on midnight news on Radio Moscow. In cavity you may find Kremlinaires CD. If, instead, you find CD by Cliff Richard, your cover has been blown and you must leave country in haste.
Good luck Comrades!
DECADANT BOURGEOIS WESTERN JAZZ MUSICIANS WILL HANG HEADS IN SHAME WHEN THEY HEAR THIS ALBUM.
A HARD-DRIVING SEVEN-PIECE LINEUP (VOCALS, ACCORDION, FIDDLE, PIANO, CLARINET, SAX, GUITAR BASS AND DRUMS) PLAY A REVOLUTIONARY MIX OF RUSSIAN FOLK AND 40'S SWING WHICH FIZZES LIKE A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL .
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elly) 3.01 9. Ot Azoy (trad) 4.02 10. I was cool (Albert Collins) 2.56 11. Stomping with Stalin (trad) 2.56 12. Is you Is or Is you Ain't my baby (Billy Austin & Louis Jordan) 3.39 All trad tunes arranged, indoctrinated and left totally disorientated by Chris Haigh (PRS) *new lyrics to Take me back to Tulsa (c) 1941 Peer International Corp, USA, Peer Music (UK)Ltd.
1. Creme de la Krem (trad) 3.30
2. Ach Odessa (trad) 3.12
3. Breathless in Bucharest (trad) 2.52
4. Take me back to Belgrade (orig. Tommy Duncan & Bob Wills *) 3.58
5. A Tsar is Born (trad) 4.34
6. Five Guys named Bo (orig. Louis Jordan)-Universal Music 6.05
7. Katyusha (trad) 3.09
8. Fat Vlad from Volgagrad (orig. Williams and Dade-Campbell & Connelly) 3.01
9. Ot Azoy (trad) 4.02
10. I was cool (Albert Collins) 2.56
11. Stomping with Stalin (trad) 2.56
12. Is you Is or Is you Ain't my baby (Billy Austin & Louis Jordan) 3.39
Remember comrades, by downloading" illegal" mp3 files you help to cripple one of the West's major industries, thereby hastening the downfall of capitalism.
The Chairman smiles!
Keep up the good work!
